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Life Teaches Life

From conception of birth to death of one being,

life has been a good master to one being.

Life has been a self learning experience itself.

The past has been the past.

Yet it doesn't diminish its influences just like that.

It carries wisdom, power and strength to endure the harsh life that lies ahead.

When we trip upon a rock, we fall down abruptly to the hard ground.

We carries ourself up knowing that we still have our aims and destination in our mind.

When we lose something, that loss serves as a mentor to us , telling us to be cautious not to lose anymore.

When we fail in something, the failure doesn't mean the end of the world but it's the blessing in disguise which makes us drive ourself to perfection in the near future.

When we are disappointed with something, our mind are telling us that we should be aware of what the cause of the disappointment and there should be something done to rectify it.

When you are at the edge of break down, remember you still have yourself to be proud of.

Why be proud of your own life?

Cos' life has been a great teacher to you in enduring the sweet-and-bitter of life.

Isn't that great?

You have a teacher who already, having and going to be a master of your life.

Remember always you are the teacher to your life.

That's all my friends!

Hope you all have a great time.

2008-04-19T21:29:00.004+08:00

Remark: This post will be solely based on my own personal view. It is not intended to create misunderstanding or misconception to anyone reading this post.

THE JOY OF NOT HAVING

Being a young adult at the tender age of just 21,

I am frequently thrown with ONE question.

GIRLFRIEND

Honestly, I am tired of answering this question repetitiously.

Henceforth, I am going to clarify things in the best manner in this post.

Being a rather introvert person since small, my world just revolves around my family, relatives and

close friends ( who has always been there to support me through thick and thin).

I enjoy the sorrow and happiness with them so much that I hardly put my thought on sharing

my world with another individual at all.

I feel rather at ease having no commitment for all this while.

I am contented with the world revolving me now.

I understand the fact that things will never be the same in the future compared to now.

I truly comprehend having a companionship is great.

I wholeheartedly express my gratitude for those who always show me concern and care

in all aspects.

Thus, that's what "the joy of not having" all about.

2008-04-15T20:23:00.014+08:00

I am drooling for NASI LEMAK right now!!!!!

and also CURRY LAKSA!!!!!!

Can anyone FedEx them to me now??

Kuch Kuch Kalah Hai

2008-04-05T22:21:00.003+08:00

Short Remark: I am perfectly neutral in politics. I just post this up for amusement purpose.

By the way, Pak Lah didn't KALAH as mentioned in the title of the Bollywood movie.

Samy Vellu really KALAH sampai tak mau mengaku KALAH

Koh Tsu Koon memang KALAH sebelum dia bertanding

It's because he KALAH to his ownself *no confidence* poor thing.

By the way, I am not a big fan of Bollywood movie.

P.S. This pic is courtesy of my aunty, Jessie Tan

Thanks a lot for the mail and pix.

Have a nice day.

2008-04-03T08:58:00.008+08:00

(Updated version)
Short Remark: Really pathetically busy...hardly have time for myself.

Golden Rule of daily routine: Take an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Golden Rule of blogging: Posting bloopers often keeps my blog breathing and alive!!!

Good day to everyone!

Mekanik-mekanik sekalian....

Hari ini, kita ada tugasan baru....

Bernie Ec-cle-stone baru bertemu dengan saya...

Mereka nak mengupah pit krew baru untuk team Malaysia

Untuk menguji kehandalan sekalian, kamu perlu mengambil ujian "cepat tukar tayar besar"

The outcome of the test was the above.

Short glimpse into the conversation between the mechanics.

Mechanic 1: Eh tarik la...kuat sikit

Mechanic 2: Sedang tarik la...kuat sikit la...tak makan nasi ke?

Mechanic 3: Diam la...cepat tarik itu rim keluar

Mechanic 4: Belahlah...semangat macam "malaysia boleh" tapi tayar besar tak boleh tukar =X

Siao!!

Momma...

We need food, FooD n FOOD!!

Here I coming sweety.

Please open your mouth widely.

Bird 1: Momma, feed me first.

Bird 2: Nono, me first

and it goes on and on.

Finally the two baby bird frowning in hungry-ness

Momma fed herself >.<

If you are an englishman, you will interpret the above pix as
"when the boss is not in, there is cheap cheap sale"

So I commented "if your boss in, den darn expensive sales?"

If you are a malay chap, you will acknowledge the pix as
"no boss, mad mad sell"

So I suggested "if no boss, den i shall sell you to Tanjung Rambutan aka asylum
*best in Malaysia and dunno where*. Please call 1-800-TJ-RAMBUTAN"

Weird-do hairstyle. -_-

How on earth, that person washes his hair on daily basis?

How much shampoo does he use each time he washes his hair?

JBA aka Jabatan Bekalan Air Malaysia will surely put on a big grin on their face looking at this pics. *He washes his hair with you-know-how-much of water*

Next time, if you wanna buy a broom, please have no hesitation in inquiring this person's favour.

He will be a good BROOM for you.

This is a conversation between a witness and an emergency telephone operator.

Witness: Hello. This is Mr X. Can you call the fire bridgade for me?
Telephone operator (TO): May I know what's happening sir?
Witness: There is a cat stuck.
TO: Stuck where?
Witness: In the letter box?. Please by no means, come to rescue the cat. It's suffocating in the post box.
TO: *silent for a second* ok sir. Thanks for calling.
the phone hangs up........

How often do you see a woman with a feather on the tail?

How can you be so stupid not realizing about the feather duster stuck on ur bumbum!

Be more alert la. DUH!

Mousy trap!

Are we here to snap postman? or to snap letters?

Either way, the person who put this up is really innovative

or somehow a poor man who can't afford a proper postbox

By the way, I hope I don't smell rat from those letters!!

Once upon a time, there lives a family of fork lifts.

One day, fork lift jr. asked to his papa,

"Papa, since you are so strong and mighty, can you lift me up to the second floor of this shop?"

Fork lift sr. just speechless.

And so the scenario as the above happens. Isn't it marvelous to have a strong mighty papa?

Mattress on the move!

*yawn* I am feeling so sleepy!

The driver replied, "Just go and sleep on the car"

What a tootttttt!!

Ol' Mac Donald has a farm...

Eya eya oooooooo...

On his bus stop he has a cow

Eya eya oooooo...

Moo moo here moo moo there...

Moo moo everywhere...

Ol' Mac Donald has a bus stop

Eya e yahoo!!!

This is the coolest road sign I have seen in my life.

Someone who is more passionate about love then William Shake-spear ( Britney Spears's relatives)

actually did some good art-attack on the road.

I am not too sure if he survives any fatal casualties before dedicating his love to his loved ones!

Dei..... saya tahu lu punya van sudah rosak...

tapi lu tau tak u still block the road!

saya tak boleh kesian kamu la...

Pak Lah sudah panggil saya say NO to corruption

I sympathise with you but law is still law.

Please consult karpal sink if u need any run-away from legal act-ion!

Refrigerator man on the move.

Balancing human on a motorbike is tough enough.

Imagine balancing a fridge on your bike!

Don't try this on your bike or risk yourself to I See You

First, we have mattress car, then we have refrigerator man.

Now we have lorry fully loaded!

Why on earth is all the vehicles doing funny stunt? (or perhaps stupid silly human!)

Engine complaining "Please gimme some breath. I am choking. I am dying"

Somehow engine's plea was on deaf-ear, so that's how the fate of a lorry.

Poor thing!

Robber 1: Let's rob that RHB bank.

Robber 2: Yes I agree with you. There is a big hole for us to exploit on.

Robber 1: Let's wait no more. Go Go Go. Fire in the Hole!

moments later........

Robber 1 and robber 2 came out empty handed.

*It's because the bank is currently undergoing re-construction*

Darn....geramnnyaa the two robbers!

How often do you see mat rempit in action during the day?

What's more? Cute little dogs rempit-ing the streets of the city with their master.

Dog 1: Hey, ain't we cool enough? I feel honoured being a dog-cum-mat rempit hero!

Dog 2: Totally agree with you Dog 1. Rempit-ing is not for human only. We can do it too.

*Speechless*

Nothing gives more pleasure than admiring cartoons by C.W.Kee

That's all folks.
Take care and stay tunes for more!

2008-03-30T21:01:00.003+08:00

Short Remark: This post is tagged by my cousin, Dini. I somehow blur about tagging. Please enlighten me if you do.

1) At what age do you wish to marry?
God knows. *winks*

2) If you have the chance what would you probably say to your beloved one?
As for 9.29pm, 30th March 2008, my beloved one is my family, relatives and friends.
I will say I love my beloved one and cherish them to the fullest.

3) If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Marcus Tan aka Marcus@home
Dinisha aka DiniMiniKiniNini
Kenny Sia aka siao siao sia

4) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
My own house. Nothing is better than my own house in Malaysia.
*Bear in mind, that I am currently in the kangaroo and koala land*

5) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
I would hope to enjoy my life to the fullest!

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?
Money? No Money No Talk *cough cough*

7) What are you afraid to lose the most?
My precious life. Duh!! As if you don't.

8) If you win $1million, what would you do?
Should I be exposing how I do with the money? Just let it be a secret. SHHHHHH!

9) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Maybe yes maybe no. Up to the god. Happy with the answer?

10) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Of course a human being or else run for your life.
Of course is computer illiterate or else how the heck he/she tag me up.
And of course a person who posted a post about tags!

11) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
My other half? I didn't know I have two halves. By the way, I don't expect really much from my other half. I just pray for her happiness and well-being. That's all I could say if and only if I have the so-called other half.

12) Which type of person do you hate the most?
Can I say the opposite? I love whoever who loves me!

13) What is your ambition?
Difficult question. My ambition is be myself. I hold the answer to my own ambition. Is that confusing you? Who cares la!

14) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
All related to me is most important! Nothing is less or more important in my own opinion.

15) What do you expect most from a friend or a loved one?
Everything that makes friendship and love a wonderful experience!

16) Are you a shopaholic or not?
Shopaholic is directed to gals, in most occasion, doesn't it? I rather trash shops!

17) If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My character? Well, I also don't know who is that crappy to tag this question.

18) Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Whatsoever on planet Earth I guess. Fyi, I am able to share problems with plants, animals, humans and also non-living things.

19) Why do you think GOD created the rich and the poor?
First of all, GOD doesn't create rich and poor. As what Dini quoted, it's karma retribution which cause this state of life. Everything subjected to changes and up to each individual to work hard for it!

20) Can you guys please stop tagging?
Tagging just kills the mood! If you are still tagging people, please don't it or else I will come to whackao you up!

That's all for the lenghty pathetically tagged post!
Till then, see ya and take care~~

2008-03-28T18:06:00.005+08:00

Short Note: It's the weekend again. This marks the end of week 4. In other words, 13 more weeks to return to Malaysia.

Hello people.

Hope you all have a blissful week.

Ok as usual, you know what I gonna present in my blog.

Jeng jeng jeng....BLOOPER TIME!

M.P.P.J. at work

Can you spot the plastic chair that the person is sitting on?

See how wonderful their job is!

Rampas and duduk

Should we enforce a new rule?

"NO SITTING ON TEMPORARY MAKE SHIFT CHAIR ESPECIALLY ON A PICK UP TRUCK!"

When I am small, my parents used to say don't play with fire.

In this case, should I ask my parents, can I fill up the petrol tank for you?

Boy, you did a good job by being obedient to your parents.

But what if you caught on fire?

By the way, not many young kids nowadays bother to fill the gas tank for their parents.

You can do it, but just be pathetically careful k.

Last time, there is Spiderman, Batman, Superman and Malaysian cicakman!

But guess what we have now?

Cone Man on the road!

Whoa whoa *clap hand*

haha I wonder if the tip of the cone will hook on the overhead bridge anot.

Maybe he couldn't stand the stench or bad odour caused by the truck he standing on at that moment!

Poor thing. But you are a great poser!

*thumbs up*

Zebra truck?

Lifting two men? in order to look see look see their new signboards?

wad a sight?

are they trying to promote their zebra truck or advertising their business?

god knows la.

To go to the gent or ladies, please follow this way up!

Can you just imagine you are now about to release your personal water tangki,

would you wanna climb up the ladders when you know you might just piss out any moment you are up there.

Possible embarassment or possible kidney failure?

Which would you choose if you are at the utmost urge to seek nature call?

Longkang or up there?

As usual , Malaysia organises the Formula One sport racing in Sepang.

This year we have an ardent fan of Ferrari.

He innovated the Prancing Horse into Ferrari Kuda Kepang.

LOL.

What's more? Plus being a gladiator? whoa...you advertising for ferrari or Malaysia kuda kepang?

First of all, this picture is taken in Kota Damansara, which somehow freaks me out!

I live nearby there *btw I am not in Malaysia now, so you know yourself la*

By the way, that BMW is not trying to emulate the tractor by dipping itself in the muddy water.

Neither does it trying out the possible underwater dive!

*BMW isn't that advanced yet in making water-proof BMWs*

The real fact is, the tractor is towing the BMW from the pool of water.

In my opinion now, I think the owner of the BMW should get a BMX cos his car is drenched in total loss!

Malaysians are well-known with their super-obedient habit!

When you put up a sign " Dilarang Menjaja "

The next moment, you will see people menjaja-ing in that place.

Are we trying to be hero when we know we going to be zero later?

Is it fun to break the rule?

God knows. Perhaps good feng shui! Ahaks!

Whoa whoa....biggest vandalism of the human kind.

Can you pull KL tower and KLCC for me? I also wanna be the next sky-scrapper-cum-vandaliser!

Please contact me at vandalise-dome-my-best-job[@]hotmail[dot]com

I am willing to do it for free too *yeah*

How often can you spot Malaysian Hercules?

This man can actually swim and lift his son with one hand.

*Please don't be fool*

He apparently standing on the pool *for nuts sake*

And come, look at his child, he seems like poo-ing

The Golden Rule of avoiding tyre clamping is by no means
as easy as ABC

Just jack up your car with a lever!

Unscrew the nuts and get the tyre out and replace it with a new tyre.

Bring the clamped tyre to a nearby workshop and unclamp it there.

How genius these Einsteins are!

Malaysia Boleh! Running away from law pun boleh!

Leonardo Da Vinci at work!

This apparently is not merely a vandalism but also a source of inspiration.

Can you spot the sentence "LONELY BOY looking for HOT ACTION, CALL ME"

Looks like this car is a new mean of advertising some night business!

Whoever who does this to my car, I swear them with the worst one can imagine in their life!

Ok enough for blooper and time's up for some Kee's world before I poof.

That's all for now folks

Take care and have a great weekend!

Stay tuned!

2008-03-22T14:00:00.003+08:00

Short Note: I am venturing forward to my 4th week in university. Life has not been great in the 4th semester. Rather crappy and tedious all the time.

Hey guys and girls. Hope you enjoy yourself with some colours of Perth City.

Well, as usual, I will be presenting you with some bloopers from Malaysia.

Confusing Signboards!
Just imagine, if you are intending to go to Batu Pahat.
Which road should you take?
Confusion strikes you- bang!

Water Glazier!
Electricity + H2O = instant death!
Please don't try this. Life is just too wonderful to experiment with.

*Big round of applause to this motorcyclist*
He has the charisma and creativity to decorate his motorbike with stickers!
A big showdown of art in the 21st century!

Deng deng deng!
Mr Bean somewhere?
Someone aka Mr Bean-in-becoming is trying to pull-out a Mr Bean reverse drive.
Nice to try but not nice to eat the saman yea!!

This reminds me vividly of a Mr Bean's episode
where Rowan Atkinson actually tied his newly bought chair on his morris minor!
However, back in Malaysia, we have another version of Mr Bean avid follower.
In Malaysia, we place road barrier on morris minor instead.
What a sight really!

Ok that's all for the blooper bits!
Switching to cartoon bits den!

That's all for now
Hope to see you soon~~

2008-03-21T20:05:00.008+08:00

well, i am never a great fan of japanese food in my entire life.

but guess what!

I am patronizing a Japanese restaurant in the Perth city. Am I sane?

Well, what to do? Stomach growling like mad.

So here is some pix about Taka's Kitchen.

More yet to come.

Just stay tuned~

2008-03-15T21:07:00.005+08:00

Short Note: Two blardy week has passed in Perth. Yes I am sick, down with flu at one moment, sore throat and cough badly at the other instance. What a bad semester indeed!

Well, I turn into a P-blogger lately. How can I not resist just to blog on pictures? As what people usually say, " a picture tells a thousand words".

By the way P-blogger means picture based blog. It's just a way of blogging I guess.

Yea, there is some pictures I yet to edit and put onto my blog.

By the way, it has been a long long time since I actually wrote a wordy blog like this.

Life has been pretty not so good lately.

Falling sick in another country isn't as good as you can expect.

Well, as usual, I am going to post up some bloopers *i enjoy criticising a lot* i swear i did.

Well, all you would think that this is some kind of fun or jokes or laughter
Happy family sitting on a motorbike which is meant for two.
I here wanna urge people not to do this
because it doesn't only pose danger to the person riding the motorbike but also
the person who rides with you plus other road users.
Drive safely my dear friends.
Life is of upmost importance.

Obviously this person is over passionate about collecting cute miniature toys.
Well, does that suit with the mighty, strong looking pajero?
Full credit to the person who decorated his car so beautifully.
However, i think those toys deserve better care.
Under torrential sunlight and frequent downpour, those toys will get distorted or spoilt
faster than when they are placed inside the vehicle.

"Lembu Dilarang Masuk Tanah Persendirian."
I am not too sure whether this sign board is meant for the farmer or the cows
If this is for the cows, then I think cows in malaysia really have good decent education to read signboards same as we all do.
For goodness sake, cows don't read your signboards.
They just rammed into your plantation without no mercy.

Red alert Red alert!!
An old car carrying a new set of furniture.
Sounds ridiculous doesn't it?
Hmmm....I bet this guy is just too poor to pay for transporting furnitures back to his home.
This may seem like a cheap and convenient way for the owner.
But this apparently will pose threat to the other road users if mishaps happen.
So, just obey the rules my friend!

This is another picture of a over-sized object carried by a comparatively smaller vehicle
I wonder how wide of the road will this motorcyclist take when he rides along the road.
Ain't it abit annoying if you are just cruising behind it?
You just can't pull an overtake manouvre over it.

Yet, another toys' collector who so freako in decorating his/her car.
Sometimes, I wonder how this people drives with all those cute little toys partially blocking their view.
Not only that, I also wonder why these peoples put all their toys in the car and not somewhere else, like at home.
Yadayada.....bla bla bla.....boommmmmm

Enough of bloopers, now it's time for some C.W.Kee comic!!
Yeahhh!!

That's all for this time folks.
Have a great weekends and see you soon
Stay tuned~~

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2008-03-08T07:00:00.003+08:00

Short Note: Yeay going to Perth City today. Not to enjoy shopping but buy necessity stuffs.

Hello everyone.
I am gaining my momentum back in blogging.
Though it's a slow regaining process, but let's hope I continue the blogging spirit in me.
So today it's voting day.
Hope everyone will vote for the right party to lead the country for the next 5 years.
Well, today's thumbnails will be the last bloopers on general election I guess.
*since today's the ~~erection~~ election day*
Hope everyone is in good health and good spirit today.

Just in case you don't know, I am currently in Perth, Australia.
I have finished my summer vacation back home in KL, Malaysia.
My first week has gone, and wheeeeeeee!!!! It's weekend again.
Hooray for the moment cos what's next to come is really dreadful and killing.

Thanks to Susie ah yee and family who sms me yesterday night.
Unfortunately can't reply instantly because I was on the phone with my family that time.
Thanks once again to Susie ah yee and family! =)

Ok as usual, I am gonna put some pics from Star Thumbnail to depict Malaysian's lifestyle at the moment.

As you all well known, Penang has been really an issue lately.
DAP is against BN for a real showdown.
You can see how aggresive things can be
DAP has their own ~~penis looking~~ rocket monument (in red colour)
and surrounded by rings of blue dacings all over it.
By end of today, we shall know who gonna win over this artistic impression

Couldn't believe it that car also become part of campaigning!!
Using a cefiro for campaign purpose is way way too much
plus, look at the amount of flags on the car.
It reminds me of the malaysian flags during month of august.
Really BN fanatic supporter.

Wow, this is a really huge monument (refering to the dacing) erected out of nowhere.
Pak Lah, if you win, you have to continue preserve the harmony and good growth of the country.
Then, your dacing monument will stand proud there for the next 5 yrs or so.

Beri Laluan to this Candidate? LOL
WOW...give way to him to win?
I wonder who so stupid going to withdraw from contesting against him.
Anyway, I hereby wish you good luck and make sure dun lose miserably ya.
Or else, nobody will give way to you in the future.
LOL

This should be a local scenario in Kelantan (which is mostly ruled by PAS)
Well, this is the so called mat rempit that going to fetch voter to-and-fro the voting place.
Mat rempit has revolutionised themselves to be green in accordance to their supporting leading party.
What's pengadang baru anyway?
If you have any idea, please tell me!! *blur*

At first, I thought not again another green man at loose.
This man by the name of Billi Lim (with a strange china tocang looking guy)
has come up with a rather strange site entitled
www.daretofail.com
His slogan is "politik bukan perniagaan keluarga"
in other words, it means politics are not family business.
Not family business, then whose business?
Billi Lim, you talking about whose family business?
Well, I think we all should mind our own business for goodness sake.

That's all for the blooper today.
Going to move on with some cartoon strip for C.W.Kee
Hope you entertain with it!

That's all for today's post.
Have a great time voting and polling.
Vote for the better future of the country.
Don't use your feelings or senses to judge but use your mind to judge your leader
Till then, have fun and stay tuned for more.
byezzz!

2008-03-07T06:53:00.004+08:00

Short Note: I am still settling down. Please gimme some time to update post. I promise I will try to post some pics whenever I am free. Thanks for the understanding and sorry for the delay in posting.

Remark: The previous post has been deleted.

Hello guys and girls once again.
Today is 7th of March, which means tomorrow is the general election of our beloved country, Malaysia.
I hope everything moves smoothly and it turns out to be a fair-and-square election.
I have almost finished my drawing of my first assignment in MECH2401

MECH2401 Engineering Design and Visual Communication

As usual, I like to post on some blooper pictures from the Star.

This time around, most of the pictures *as you all would know* are on general election.

It speaks " Undilah Barisan Nasional "
There is nothing wrong with the slogan indeed.
Swayed your eyeball to the left, it's the right dacing
Ok, now look at the right dacing pulak
Is this done on purpose?
Barisan Nasional now attempting to oppose Newton's law or act of god?
What's the up-side down dacing suppose to be?
You judge it yourself.

Obviously, this is an avid supporter of the opposition party.
Oh my, oh my, why on earth is he trying to lure people with?!
Pros: It's an effective way to get attention from the road users bcos it's so outstanding.
Cons: He might get into an road accident if he is not careful navigating a corner

This is another freako (or perhaps I say daredevil)
Yadayada...I know campaigning for election has been rather on hot pursuit these days.
But you don't have to go to extreme condition to campaign yourself.
He is well equipped with an umbrella in his hand to shelter himself from the burning glazing sunlight.
But, hey wait and see where he is standing on!
Not on the ground but at the height of at least 4 to 5 feet tall from the ground.
Pak cik, if you win in the election but you fall down in coma in the hospital.
Then your effort turns out to be the big fat ZERO.
My goodness!!!

Zomggggggg....
What has this place been?
A monument of banners?
Really asthetically and artistically created with the sight of ruling the country again.
This Barisan Nasional banner is making the whole place looks blue indeed.
anyway, good masterpiece of art
even leonardo da vinci will lose to this
*hopefully da vinci won't rise from his coffin to run amok at this*
hahahaha

yet another piece of artistic impression on a bus stop
I wonder how much Barisan Nasional spend on campaigning.
Everywhere you go , you see the dacing symbol here and there.
I wonder in your dreams, you will be able to see the same dacing ~~or perhaps cacing~~ LOL

Biggest campaigning effort.
I didn't know that BN put so much effort in creating big balls to lure voters.
Anyway, this picture won the RM50 award.
Full credit and applause for the person who photographs this.

And last but not least,
I hereby wishing you all
to vote wisely as your decision will lead to the progressive development of the country
or to the doom and destruction of the country.

Happy Voting Day tomorrow!!!

Remark: The blogger is neutral and not biased to any party. I only wish that the voting turns out to be the real thought of the people.

See ya people.
Stay tuned~~

2008-03-01T02:33:00.004+08:00

Short Note: 2 days away from smelling Perth again. Time tabling almost done. Waiting for print job.

Recap: Everyone is gonna kill me for buying DSLR. Swt case lerrrr.

Hey guys and gals.
Today I am gonna announce yet another good news.
I achieve tigerhood level in PenangPenang.com
In case you wanna know about PenangPenang.com, please visit the site by clicking HERE.

From a mere 1000 shouts, you will get butterfly-hood.
And then, if you shout till 5000 shouts, you will get panda-hood.
And as for now, I exceeded 15000 shouts in one month time.
Congrats to myself. Aaron aka crapster, you are the man!! (perasanyerrr!!)

1000 shouts

5000 shouts

15000 shouts

Hereby, gonna wish Marcus Tan Bok Yuan aka marcus86 on behalf of his acquisition of panda-hood days ago.

Congrats Marcus86

Well, the reason I never posted any comic strips from C.W. Kee
is because every single strip of them is about Pilihan Raya (general election)
I see until sien liao.
Anyhow, today I post it one shot so you all can enjoy it.

Just see the scenarios now in Malaysia.
One word, pathetic Election-mania!!
Ok, me poofing.
Take care and stay tuned!!

P.S. I got a new nick in SO. It's called Crapstercrapscrappycrapnut.

2008-02-29T04:05:00.009+08:00

Short Note: I am leaving for Perth on monday morning. Wish me safe journey ahead and successful semester. Thanks.

Talk Of Interest: DSLR has arrived babeh!!

Sorry peeps for not writing recently.
Been busy with preparation for back to uni.
I guess today's topic will be a great one.

Ok, let me briefly acknowledged you all about what happen yesterday.
I have been searching through for D80 details from FotoZzoom shop for days.
And I go to the nearest FotoZzoom shop near my house ( i think it's tanjung ara road)
Well, stupidly spend some time ask people who don't even know about DSLR models.
Arghhh... please don't publish things when you don't actually sell them in your shops.
Well, as decided, we went to 1 Utama.
We first went to a shop ( i forgotten the name damn it!) and enquire the price of Nikon DSLR D80
So one of the worker came to entertain us and quoted a price of RM3990 for the body kit of D80.
Plus, if want a 4GB SD card, must add on RM160.
So mom and dad decided to walk around to enquire more about the price of D80 in other shops.
We come to a shop named Shang-ga-rilla (shit it sounds like gorillalala)
Well, dad asked about the D80 and they said they have new models and the price is even lower than the previous one by Rm10
which makes it now RM3980
and it accepts credit cards at no extra surcharge or interest rate
plus free 2GB SD card.
my dad asked the worker (his name is Weng!- find him next time if u wanna buy DSLR. He willing to teach u patiently) how if we wanna change the 2gb to 4gb
so the guy came back with 4GB extreme edition.
guess what!!
my first visit to a camera shop, I even acquire the filter for my lens at RM150!!
believe it or not, I even get a Nikon tripod and a bag for free.
altogether, it costs about RM42xx something kua.
service from Weng was superb.
he teaches me basic stuffs about operating DSLR.

Well, I let the following pictures do the talking for me.
I am now seriously dead tired and I have to go to my secondary school today
otherwise I will miss out any visit to the school...
so have fun enjoying the following pics.

OK, I know the pics may look harmful to your eyes.
But, I just wanna blog about my new baby =P
So if u have problem with it, throw your tantrum at me please.

Marcus
I know you are feeling like so DSLR-xited now. You can't wait to own one. I will wait for your arrival of DSLR and yam seng with your DSLR la.

Angeline
I will let you molest my DSLR if got chance. Meantime, please be patient first. You can pout your lips if you want. I will let molestation happens in end of June ok!

Ok, that's all for now.
Till then, take care guys!
Stay tuned~~

2008-02-25T03:34:00.005+08:00

Talk of Interest: Currently poisoned by DSLR. DSLR-mania XD. Marcus Tan, I am also gonna post on DSLR =P

Marcus Tan and me, the blogger are currently enthusiast ( or poisoned according to SO community) about DSLRs.

What's DSLR(s)?

DSLR stands for Digital Single Lens Reflex.
~~This is not the Digital SLR by McLaren Mercedes Benz for cow sake!!~~

Why DSLR(s)?

Taking photo(s) with DSLRs really takes your breath away!
DSLR(s) is every blogger's dream toy, anyways.
As for me, I wanna own a DSLR to capture the moments in ma life!
In years to come, when I look at the picture,
I will see how my life has taken shape.
This is my passion and my dream (whoa...sounds like philosopher XD)
So what brand (or model) are you interested in?

Well, there is few famous photography companies now which makes excellent DSLRs.
They are Canon, Nikon and Sony.
Sony is kinda new in their DSLRs production and they still have limited lens to cope with.
So, the range is narrowed to Canon and Nikon.
Well, I will introduce you to the DSLRs family of Canon and Nikon in no time XD

First, I would like to introduce Canon DSLRs

EOS 40D

EOS 350D

EOS 400D

EOS 5D

EOS1D

Next, there goes the whole range of Nikon DSLR(s)

D40

D40X

D60

D200

D300

D2Hs

D2XS

D3

Everyone is wondering where is D80, right?

Ok, the DSLR which I would probably invest in is D80 (but not sure yet)

So, here is the D80!!

You must be wondering why D80?!

Yes, this is the true master piece of my photography!

I will show you the real one once I acquire it. So as for now, just rest assure first k!

One thing which excites DSLR wannabe like me and some of you out there is

we can change gears.

HUH? what gears do you mean Aaron?

Just have the look at the following XD.

These are some mean micro lens from Nikons

There is so so so many lens from Nikon and Canon that I don't wish to post any further.

If you interested in Nikon lenses, just visit the website. CLICK HERE

And if you are a Canon lenses freako, you can also visit the website. CLICK HERE

What's more can you add on a DSLR?

You can also add flash(es) to your DSLR which makes picture quality better!!

There is lotsa lotsa choices to play with.
Here is the story of DSLR(s) for the mean time.
I know the story just cannot end so I have to call it a day.
Otherwise, this post gonna be too lenghty.

Till then, have fun DSLR-ing.
Ciaoz peeps.

2008-02-25T03:00:00.004+08:00

Short Note: A week away from smelling Perth again. Horrid or happy? God knows. If you ask me, which I like better, Perth or Malaysia? I will surely say Malaysia with pride!!

Hey guys and girls
Hope you enjoy the crazee electronic post.
Today there is nothing absolutely fabulous to tell you about.
As usual I will present some bloopers from Star Newspaper.
Here goes the blooper(s)

Apparently, there is no sign of any doggie in the picture at the moment the pic[s] is taken.
Maybe the owner is dreading about dog shit for his whole life.
If you happen to see this sign anywhere, do tell me about it.
I wanna post the address of this house so everyone can bring their dog(s) or any animals to poo on it.
For god sake, how can dog read letters?
I am not too sure whether there is such genius dogs in the world.
But I am sure, every by-passers will laugh at your WARNINGS!!
This really drives me to bring dog[s] from SPCA to shit at your doorstep.

Umbrella is used during rainy time(s) or perhaps to shade yourself from the killing sun shine.
However, this fella has put his umbrella to usage in a SUPERMARKET.
I don't see sun shines or rain in this pics apparently.
If you guys and girls able to see any rays of sunlight or droplets of rain,
please do alert me cos my eyesight may trick my poor brain.
This reminds me of another pathetic motorcyclist who boarded a bus
Here goes the outstanding one!!

LOL. You may keep on laughing since there is another moronic motorcyclist at loose.
Hope that entertains you to the max.

Till then, I gonna think of what to buy for my trip back to Perth.
It is such a pain to stay away from Malaysia for another 17 weeks.
Couldn't help it, but what to do.
Bear with it lorrrrr..
Stay tuned for more.
Byeeeee~~~~

2008-02-23T08:10:00.003+08:00

Recap: Having lab session for "Introduction to Electrical & Electronic Engineering" is fun yet tedious.

Those were the sweet old days where I worked with my partner on this pathetic electronic board.
It may look an ordinary piece of green circuit board to you.
But I tell you, there will never be an easy way out to do things in university.
Those lab demonstrators are just pathetic that time.
Some very goodie, some blardy arse-hole.
Well, it's a life experience handling those wires ( comes in assorted colours - sometimes i wonder these wires have flavors or not)
Those wires come in lots of length too. Some as short as few centimeters whereas some as long as 15 centimeters.
Let's embark on a circuit board trip with me.
The following is just three pathetic snapshots of the radical looking circuit board.

First, we have the basic electronic board with no wires attached on it.

Secondly, we have some wires connected from the sensor board to the main board.
It may seem easy looking at it.
But, never try to handle it without any guidance or proper readings.
Or you will end up like a mad pathetic fellow.

Thirdly, we have the craziest wire connections and of course crazy modules attached on the main board.
This is so so insane really!
This makes life so hard for me and partner.
When we look at the diagram from the booklet, it was like "oo ahh oo ahh"
And the worst case scenario that we usually hear is "oh my good...shit...we have to start all over again" or even more "god damn it"

Those were the good old days.
Thanks god I passed this unit with a distinction.
Stay tuned for more!

2008-02-23T04:41:00.004+08:00

Short Note: 4th semester is going to commence soon. Exercise your right to vote this coming 8th of March. Please vote the right party to guide the country to better future.

Hello guys once again.
I am always writing post around 4 or 5am in the morning.
I wondering whether the time is auspicious or just my habitual actions.

Well, have a great time with SO members just now.
Have great food and great drink at Murni SS2.
Those present were :
Angeline, Aaron@Axial, Satkuru, Firewire, David, Marcus, Me myself, Eugene and his girl friend.
The main highlight of the gathering is basically eating nice food, chit-chatting and
of course experimenting DSLR(s).
Everyone around our table is staring at us mainly because of you know WHY
Those DSLR memang capture people attention.
What's more? There is 3 DSLR(s) on the table.
Memang DSLR-xited weiii

Everyday I have to post up a cartoon strip.
It's rather like a habit for me.
This time around the election is getting hot like pancake.
Everyone is busy campaigning and gaining trust of the public.
Everyone wants to win badly.
Isn't this called kiasuness? -____-""

As for the cartoon, I really hope that the voting process will be fair and square.
(although I am not in Malaysia at that moment)
I want everyone to be happy with the results.
Hopefully there is no corruption or biasness.
Darn, I sound like a saint, don't I?
Excuse me please =P

Time for some thumbnails blooper though.

Seriously this picture deserves to be the best blooper of the day.
How can the front part of the car remains intact with the wheels attached?
How can the middle portion only be stucked with the coconut tree in the middle?
This is the strangest head-on tree collision ever seen in my life.
Maybe the 2nd strangest if not wrong.

Feeling rather sleepy now.
Guess gotta go do some research on DSLR(s) and then
head to my bed or perhaps go to work without sleeping =P
till then, take care and will be right back soon
ciaoz!!

2008-02-22T07:23:00.004+08:00

Short Note: Chinese New Year is over. Wishing you a blissful and prosperous year ahead. Transfering files from one hard disk to another is rather a pathetic and tedious. Don't try it if you don't need to.

Hello there once again.
Today I am going to post up food and beverages from Milwaukee, a western food restaurant in Metro Prima, Kepong.
If you wish to know the location of Milwaukee restaurant, just send me a comment under this post or just drop by in my chatterbox.
Thanks.

Stay tuned for more!

2008-02-21T02:19:00.004+08:00

Short Note: A minute of silence for Lydia Sum Tin Ha. May her soul rest in peace. Sadhu. Today is Chap Goh Meh finally. Wishing you all a Happy Chinese New Year.

Hey people once again.
As for today, there is no thumbnail blooper.
Sad case doesn't it? Say "yes" please!!
Anyway C.W. Kee is still rolling on with his another Chinese New Year cartoon strip =)

There is nothing funny about this cartoon anyway!
Somehow Mr Kee managed to depict the chinese new year on a time scale
A month ago, everyone is so eager for Chinese New Year to come.
So 15 days ago, everyone gathers with their families and relatives for grand reunion.
Everyone chiak, chiak and chiak ( chiak means eating in hokkien)
During Chor Yat (1st day of CNY) everyone also eat, eat and also EAT!!
eat what?
eat everything you are ABLE to see =P
eating seems like a fiesta
the mouth never seems to stop munching, biting and also swallowing food and drinks
the stomach department seems like overworking at times.
the intestines pumping like there is a war
everyone eat and shit repeatedly ( in a more often scale)
finally, we are in the 15th day of CNY
guess what?
it's about eating eating and EATING again.

EATING is a pleasurising thingy
however, it comes with a hefty price
why hefty price?
because the next time you step on the weighing scale,
you will go on a traumatizing and extra-surplus depression mode.
as for ladies or girls in common, they will go on shouting
OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
"i am getting fatTTTTT lahhhhh"
they will be going around to ask other people's opinion.
"am i fat?", " am i chubby?" , "am i ugly?" and bla bla bla
as for guys, here comes your nightmare
each and every single girls will come and ask you the "FAT" questions.
you will showered with every kinda "FAT" questions till you fed up at one moment and say
"PLEASE no more any questions or I will smack you on YOUR blardy face"
sorry for being too pathetically rude.

ok that's all for all the weight gain thingy.
i don't mean to hurt you gals feelings
but that's what we receive as a MAN =P
next time, if u wanna eat,
please dun complain you become FAT or else i will give u a kinda of look =P

till then, signing off for now
have a great time
stay tuned for the next post

2008-02-20T03:57:00.004+08:00

Short Note: A day closer to the dreadful Perth. One more day to go for Chap Goh Meh. Happy Rat Chinese New Year everyone.

Hello once again.
Sorry for not being able to post just now.
Apparently internet was down the whole blardy day.
And it resumes its functionality around 11pm.
And as usual, I am increasing my shouts in SO.
So, here goes my post for the day.

Credit to Mr C.W. Kee for posting his cartoon strips once again.
(I thought he kidnapped by CJ8-my version of CJ)
so here goes the cartoon strips

Voting Crazee is hiting the country now!!
Thanks god. I am still abstaining myself from voting.
Probably will vote the next one.
As you can see, there is plenty of "kempen-ing" going on in Malaysia.
BN is sticking its blue "neraca" flag
and it makes malaysia darn blue in colour
PAS is hynoptising its Kelantanese people once again.
DAP is nevertheless again on hot pursuit to ditch BN away from the majority seats.
God knows when that will ever happen -___-
As for me, it's superbly secretive as to what I am supporting.
Hell no I gonna tell you my preference here.
Or else I might risk squatting myself in the prison.
Anyway, I am praying for a fair and square contest between the parties.
Please say YES to peace and say NO to war.

as usual, life isn't colourful without some blooper, aint it?
come come let's boom the blooper!!

normal sight, doesn't it?
pathetic proton saga hitting a stall
stupendous driving resulting in a bang bang!!
next time if u see this drive
please call 1-300-STUPID
please report this stupiak case to the police ASAP

malaysian(s) is/are not dumb after all
they have certain level of creativeness in terms of making extra use of their vehicle
as you can see in this one, the motorcyclist invented the plastic backseat!!
is it comfortable? is it safe?
actually hor, i think that guy just bought mops and chairs from the nearby supermarkets
he isn't pulling another mr bean stunt for sure.

heyazz...this looks like one utama parking lots doesn't it?
wad a wet car park?
we pay RM1 to get car wash?
hope not.
next time i wanna get my car insured for those terrible flooding experience
if i not mistaken this is not even in the underground level
sigh, what a nice car park management

such a dramatic sight doesn't it?
dun stand there and wait
call 1-300-TNB-COME-quick
haha, pathetic short circuit
people summore so makepo to stand there and watch
later kena electricuted den u ma know
it's ain't fireworks show for goodness sake
so mind your safetiness please!!

i never seen natural glazier before
yet i seen plenty of fountain like the one in the picture
JBA should give us some redemption on water bills, shouldn't they?
someone should take responsible to report to the authorities la
don't let precious clean water like that to flow like nobody business
JIMATLAH AIR!!

that's all for now.
such a lengthy post doesn't it?
hope you enjoy my mockery!!
so now gonna hop off
so stay tuned for the next post

2008-02-19T05:15:00.005+08:00

Short note: 13 days of Chinese New Year has gone. I am on red alert now. Guess why. I am on my horrid way for my 4th semester in Perth. Hope everything goes well.

Strange thing I am blogging once again.
Perhaps to fill my awaken time up.
Sad to say I am bidding goodbye to Malaysia once again in about less than 2 weeks from now.
How I summarize my summer holiday?
It's rather fine.
Spend most time at home sleeping and on9 which isn't too bad after all.

Since I have this blog about a month ago, everything changes once again.

I meet more and more friends from Penangpenang.com

I have been a rather noisy shouter in that community.
Snailing from a nobody to now a proud Pandahood.
I am not going to stop shouting till the day I die.

This is called the butterflyhood in Shoutout (SO)
I got this butterfly award when I shouted 1000 times in SO
I am not sure when I got that award but it's not long ago
This is because I only join SO about 15 days ago.
Mind me if I am pathetic noisy shouter.

After 15 days later, guess what I have instead
I achieve my pandahood in SO
Got this award for 5000 shouts
Told ya I am just a noisy shouter.
Salute me? Nah.. no need.
I am glad to make friends with all the shouters.
You may hate me, but one day you will adore who I am.
Thanks for your support (refering to all the shouters)!!
And I am craving for more!!
Can't wait to achieve the next tigerhood and also dolphinhood!!

Remark: I haven't achieve tigerhood and dolphinhood. So I am not gonna blog about it yet=P

My cousie, Marcus Tan Bok Yuan is gonna achieve his butterflyhood soon.

Congrats Marcus!!

Tada!! Hope you enjoy shouting as MUCHIE as I do!
After all, blogging isn't about words right?
We are shouting as well.
Thanks to Mr Lasker.
My life now is more wonderful!!

And one last bit for the day.
I am pathetically shocked there is a visitor outside Malaysia who gave me a cbox comment just now.
Thanks a lot for the drop by.
That's all for now.
Probably going to drop to the bed soon.
Till then, take good care and have plenty of fun.

2008-02-19T03:27:00.004+08:00

Short Note:Life is not too long not too short. We shouldn't fight or have any grudge on others. I believe life is about making our life and people's life a wonderful experience. I strongly urge you all to promote peace and say no to Hatred. Let's life continues with harmony and love. Shall thou be showered with love and happiness. Sadhu!

hello peeps!
hope you all doing fine once again.
blogging has become an essential things in my life.
last time, i used to think that blogging is just a waste of time.
but, somehow or rather things change its course, and I am currently addicted to it.
I do admit that I will blog less when I resume my course next month onwards.
But, I promise you guys, that I will continue to blog whenever I can.
This is my pledge to you guys who has been my supporter all this time.
I honestly tell you that I don't blog about my personal life that much.
God knows why.
But that's my life.
Me, me and me!

I am contented with what I have today compared what I have years ago.
Everyone, can't run away from the urge of craving for more.
Neither do I.
Perhaps I am craving more than some people do.
Anyway, please do keep this in your mind.
We are always changing to make ourselves better and better.
Life is ever-changing and it just continues to better its old-self.
I don't know why I am bragging on this topic.
Just have the urge to convey this message so that readers will have awareness in life.
Life isn't about finding for more money.
Life isn't about jollying around with no aims in life.
Life is to be treasured with full glory.
I am fortunate to have my own religion.
Thankful enough to be enlightened to the right path of life.
Sadhu!!

After much bragging and self-contemplating talk,
I think it's time for thumbnails blooper!
Hooray!!!

Holly crap!!
What's about that kenderaan serius thingy?
Let me translate for you back in English.
It speaks "except for serious vehicle"
How do you define serious vehicle?
God knows what is serious vehicle about.
If you happen to see a serious vehicle,
do email me at sohkeekun_aaron[at]hotmail[dot]com
i wish to entertain your comments at any time.

i realize that malaysian(s) nowadays are so well off with your driving skills
are malaysian(s) becoming retarded in their courtesy?
are malaysian(s) becoming more moronic in their sense?
are malaysian(s) even pulling a mr bean stunt for nuts?
i can't resist to say holy crap again
since it's memang pun crappy giler
come on, just think a bit.
if you happen to park you car there, and people pull a mr bean stunt on you.
how you feel la deii!!!
i am start to feel that malaysian(s) are becoming rather pathetic in their courtesy.

owhh farking-nia
how the hell this happens?
guys, just imagine your motorbike being abused that bad
how u feel la?
i always use this kinda reflection when i am suppose to take an action
i can't imagine my motorbike being terrorized in such a manner.
motorbike wheels are darn cheap aren't they?
why on earth u wanna sabotaj such a weakling?
couldn't you use your darn energy to do something useful.

that's enough of malaysian(s) heroic doing!!
i am sick of those stupiak doing.
so if you are one of them, don't let me see you
or i will whackao you
so beware guys.
I spare no mercy on bastards like that.
ok that's all for now
till then, have a nice time.
ciaoz peeps!

2008-02-18T02:30:00.002+08:00

it has been awhile since i last posted some thing on my blog.
currently, c.w.kee is out of cartoon stock (how pathetic is that!)
so me resolve to thumbnail blooper again.
do you see what i see?
yes nice letter engravement on a honda civic

the wedding of ivan & joanne

who are the heck who came up with this good idea?
god knows.
i don't know which ivan or which joanne they talking about.
anyhow, happy marriage to you both.
cheap way of declaring marriage.
better then some snoobs who paid RM40000 for a stupiak billboard
not trying to be jealous but trying to be sinister

next time if you wish to declare your marriage to the public,
please contact ivan and joanne
they are the new trend setter for sure

another blooper before i call it a day
not very into blogging lately
more into shouting at PenangPenang.com

KURANGKAN LAJU!!
CNY road stalls set up in progress
what the heck you need to slow down in setting up stalls?
mwahaha...cynical-nia
apparently these stalls are against the law
cos they are blocking the view of this sign =P
SAMAN sahajerrrrr la!!
bagi mati terus-terus
mwahahaha

to be continued when *i have the damn mood to blog*
pray so i blog again ASAP
or else wait long long la

2008-02-16T01:44:00.004+08:00

once again i am going to talk to you about the RM54000 marriage proposal posted on The Star newspaper yesterday
this time around, i have another picture courtesy of Cedric, the handsome man.
here goes the picture which is so familiar with you.

and guess what, this is the bad effect (kamma) if you cheat on your wife =P
your RM54000 will go to drain in a blink of an eye
when your wife demand a divorce, that's the end of your RM54000 proposal
you maybe a rich ass but RM54000 won't bring you to any eternal love
i would rather use RM54000 for any good cause

To David Tan, I bless you with long lengthy marriage.
Be a good husband and don't flirt around with any girls.
If you do, remember to introduce me the girls you flirt with.
Cos you know why....I am just Single and Available =P
Booo...

Ok man...
This post is just for the entertainment purpose.
Don't be annoyed neither do throw tantrum at me.
I am just the pathetic innocent Aaron =P
ciaoz peeps!

2008-02-15T18:50:00.004+08:00

HAHAHAHA....
finally valentine has passed happily
i guess no one will ask the same lame questions "be my valentine"
or else you will get a SLAM on your blardy face
you know why kena slammed? it's because semalam was valentine la fool!
every year I do hope that Valentine day passed quickly
you know why?
it's because I am single and adorable =P

"Kelly Tan E Li, Will You Marry Me?"
hell no wei...i am not gay

with reference to the news as posted today in the star newspaper,
i am laughing my ass off
this guy is pathetically too rich off his ass
or he is showing off his love the wrong fool way
yea yea i am jealous
so what...i am rich too
but i don't spend money like you do fool
i seen the world 20 top most expensive wedding on astro lately
you know what
i realise people spend US$1 million then broke off after 1 or 2 years
how pathetically sad will that be huh?

imagine spending RM40000 for a billboard?
or even RM14000 for just a stone?
a stone derived from carbon...how swt will that be
okok girls, if really wan to show my sincerity to you
i WON'T shower you with wealth.
which means no 6 C's
you know yourself what is the 6C's
perhaps there is another C's lately
which is the ogawa or osim CHAIR
mwahaha.

mobile loos at loose!!
anyway it's for female nia
if you are male, please go to the male toilet
i wonder what type of crap is that
sweatnyerr
if i happen to spot this car from a high-rise building
i will throw
a TOILET BOWL on you without hesitation
so beware TOILET car!!

that's all for now
lazy to post liao
just drop by to hentam those stupid fool who spend money like water
by the way
today is 9th day of Chinese New Year
6 more days to go
hooray
see ya peeps!

2008-02-14T02:23:00.002+08:00

happy valentine day again -___________-""
can't sleep without posting another kee's world
fulamak
that dreamy man was so in love
and send his baby angel to scout for love
guess what
before cupid shoots, the woman going to LASTIK her -___-"""
super sweat-ness!!

anyway, every love commodity is on the high rise today
love is in the air, kononnya
roses are red, violet are blue
but when you die , you will look awful =P
*i am refering to the roses
as ganti, please use PLASTIC roses
cheap, easy to maintain and disposable

with reference to racism in relationships (after reading Dinisha's blog)
i think that everyone is free to choose their loved ones
we are no longer living in the stone age
or the strict imperial chinese culture
we are in the 21st century for goodness sake
please be open-minded though i am racist at times
everyone got certain level of racism in their blood i guess
please respect people's relationship as you want them to respect and bless
your relationship
help to make the world a better place to live in
i mean help to make the world to be a better place to love and to cherish =P
sounds like such a poematic Shakeyspear

the most important thing in relationship
is trust, respect and also understanding
without these elements,
everyone will be in hatred to each other
learn to love others as you learn to love yourself
ok i am lecturing too much
but just open minded abit
chinese doesn't means have to find another chinese soulmate
and so on and so forth.
be civilised and be moralised

stay cool and stay tuned for more post =P

2008-02-13T23:15:00.006+08:00

HAPPY ~~FUCKING~~ VALENTINE DAY EVERYONE!!
To all the mat romeo and mat juliet, enjoy this day with love =P
Don't get dumped on this day, or else you will be horrified for rest of your valentine life
Make sure you dump your partner first before he/she dumps you
You have no thick skin like hipopo and don't try to be one
Cos you can keep skin "sau pei-in cantonese"

The lucky number for 7th day of Chinese New Year is

1131

Why 1131?
Read it in cantonese la duh!!
Cantonese speaks " yat yat sang yat"
which means everyday happy burfday!
mwahaha
that's how lames chinese number can be
everyone has been talking about the number '8'
which means fatt in cantonese
you know what it means, don't you?
if you don't, that means you are not malaysian or chinese in blood!!
by the way it's pronounced as fatt and not fat

in my SPM and STPM days,
i hear about pencemaran until "ki siao- means mad"
every year also got discussion about pencemaran or other words pollution
but after seeing this picture,
i was feeling like OMG-ed

what the crap indeed
biggest ~~fucking~~ pollutant in an already highly polluted river

to all "P" license holder,
don't try doing this without any supervision
or else you might end up tormented in the longkang
don't be too smart like this
cos you will be out-smarted by GOD
GOD is watching you..don't let him laugh at your driving skills
or he will just put your car out of control and send you to the fucking HELL!!!

mcD introduces prosperity bugger
but guess what!!
we have prosperity potato~~
according to the poster, he said this looks like the fuk luk sau thingy
the one who gives wealth to people wan
muahaha...it looks like shrek to me
you may think different things though =P
anyway i hope this one eye potato luck bringer will give us abundant of wealth

one last blooper for the day =P
have you ever come across a dummy in the highway?
i am sure you have
but what if the dummy looks like the following?
*fainting*
mwahaha
you are being watched by a piece of poster
crap-nyerrrrr

did you see what i see?
you are caught =P
it's just a blooper by the way
nothing hard yea
so that's all for now
back to blog setting
ciaoz peeps!!

2008-02-12T22:47:00.000+08:00

tong tong chiang
thursday- chor yat
friday- chor yee
saturday -chor sam
sunday- chor sei
monday- chor mmm
tuesday which is today -chor lok
so happy 6th day of Chinese New Year everyone
soon it's chor zhat...happy 7th day of Chinese New Year in advancement!!
tong tong chiang
damn, i am hungry!!

ok before i leave here,
i put a kee's world cartoon strip

yesh, yesh valentine is coming...
Be My Valentine?
Hell NO!!!!! Single still rocks..
pathetically not desperate at all

why bother to go around to ask
"be my valentine?"
and you expect a "YES" each time you ask.
and if your in-becoming valentine hit you back with a big NO
den you frowned and start jumping

well for persistent guys like the one in the cartoon,
i think you should at least re-evaluate your problem
since she reject your invitation,
don't bother to be so persistent
you may be persistent for few times,
but after that few times, don't you ever look DUMB ASS doing so?
to those guys out there,
if a girl persistently reject your offer,
you better get your ass off her.
First of all, this means you are not her cup of tea
Secondly, you only wasting your blardy time.

and as for gals,
if you don't like that particular guy, just don't waste him time
tell him honestly

so guys,
be a man!!
there is plenty of flowers out there
what i mean flowers is gals nutshead!!
don't be disheartened

live life to the max
be happy ya!
trust me, single still rocks.
i enjoy blogging so i feel that there is no necessities in coupling yet =P
ok peeps, gtg now
see u real soon if can!
bye for now

2008-02-12T02:31:00.001+08:00

valentine is coming soon
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY to all the couples or couples-to-be
usually on valentine day,
guys will give girls all sort of things as token of appreciation or so-called symbol of LOVE
guys will burn money like no-body business
some go to the extent of buying roses sufficient enough to decorate the whole floral feast
some buy chocolates *with the intention of melting* their loved ones' heart
some go for candle light dinner (you know the place where everywhere is dark dark except candles) =.=""
yea, have to agree that you really impresses the girl just for that moment
what matters really is your LOYALTY and FULL COMMITMENT to her in your whole life
this includes no flirting and surely a NO to kes curang.

ok cut the craps <^^>
many of my friends and relatives asked me
what you going to do this valentine?
if you happened to ask me this questions before this year,
i will answer maybe i will find a date with a chunted chick
HOWEVER, this year i won't be scouting high-and-low for one
instead I will spend my time setting up my blogs
and also update it if possible
didn't i actually get a date? yea, I got one
that's my OWN blog

did i silence critics?
who said i need a date on this day?
if you are the one,
please bang your head on the wall
and come see me with your head plastered with plaster of paris

back to business as usual
again condemning corruptive people
what's more?!
this one summore involves bribing d angel just to win the girl's heart
LAME-nyerrrr

mwahaha...yes valentine coming
it's just another day ain't it?
so for those desperados,
i hereby wish you good luck in pursuing ur DREAM girl
(sounds like the Malaysian Dream Girl contest)
for those single-doers like me,
just enjoy Dota-ing or mamak-ing or whatsoever lahh
enjoy your day to the max ok
as for me,
i will just blog for pleasure
mwahaha *evilness*
ok cya peeps!

2008-02-11T18:23:00.000+08:00

why am i uploading this hunk's pics?
well he is SURENDRAN
super talktative fellaa with a sense of humour
by the way today you are officially 15 year old
hereby wishing you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SURENDRAN

may your wish(es) come(s) true and don't flirt so much anymore

going to see you really soon
anyway taking this opportunity to wish you
Goodie lucky in your PMR
hope you get strings of A's like your chi chi do
till then, me back to setting up my blog first
see ya peeps!!

Remark: Suren is my cousin.

2008-02-11T16:17:00.000+08:00

today marks the fifth day of Chinese New Year
hope everyone is still in the joyous mood of Chinese New Year
wishing you get more ang pow then ever
nothing fascinates me more than blooping on funny things
so here goes another blooper thumbnails courtesy of star thumbnails

for those who didn't realise what's wrong with the picture
let me enlightened you abit
it reads
"AWAS MAUTAN PANJANG"
let me translate for you just in case you are stupid dumb fool in malay language
it speaks:
beware of long danger

i may be wrong here
but as far as i know
there is no such word as mautan
will it be muatan yang membawa maut?
or will it be maut waiting to haunt u?
if you find this lorry driving in front of you
please don't hesitate to overtake it
or you risk yourself from "maut" with it

2008-02-11T02:37:00.000+08:00

Food, food and food

We, chinese, always talk about eating, eating and EATING!!
Even when we meet other people, the first thing we asked is "have you eaten?"
This questions may vary from:-
"ciak pa ber?" (hokkien campur with teochew **)
"sek pao meh?" (cantonese)
"cher pao ma?" (mandarin)
"sip pao mao?" (hakka)

** i couldn't differentiate the difference cos me no speak either..only hear both but never practise either..sigh~~

so as you can see, everyone is thinking about eating ALL the time if not MOST of the time
when you wake up, you think of eating breakfast
when you boring, you think of eating tit bits
even when you are in the toilet, you are thinking of what to eat later
how BIZARRE or DISGUSTING will that be!!
so, EATING is so so pathetically synonym with we chinese people

as you can see from the next cartoon strip,
it's indeed so un-cakap-able how Chinese we are

we da proud chinese people
is never detached from the habit of eating
what i mean eating here is about the bizarre habit of eating
we eat like there is NO tomorrow!
we practise the phrase
"LIVE TO EAT" rather than "EAT TO LIVE"

is there any difference between the two phrases?
yes, it's indeed very different
*not to say about the sequence of word in the sentence but also the meaning of it*
live to eat defines eating luxuriously or eating for own pleasure and tastes
meanwhile eat to live bermakna eat in order to sustain life

so we orang Cina indeed LIVE TO EAT

ok back to cartoon den
sigh~~
why on earth you wanna eat so much?
and then you come complaining "I am fat lahhh!!!"
or you come asking for opinion "am i fat? am i fat? haiyo i think i am damn fat alredi"
i will further explain about this crazee in the near post soon.
kepala pusing dowan talk about eating liao...making me hungry 0_O
wait for my next post ya =P

2008-02-10T23:57:00.000+08:00

and yet another blooper from yesterday >.<

omgg-ness!!
car care kononnya
what you specializes in? ayams or cars?
is it a new promotion?
BUY ONE CAR FREE ONE AYAM

hopefully that car seller is not a pimp
if you are married and still looking hot and sexy like christien
i am refering to christien new community guy...hawt and sexy but not available.
ain't it sakai girls?
or there is another theory behind this blooper
the guy who sells car is a chicken rice seller
he hangs his chicken for sun tanned
perhaps this will make his *white* chicken looks n taste better
maybe from moyang punya secret recipe
summore must hang with cars
lamenyaaaaa

ok back to business
it's a blooper only
being rationalize-ed, i think this owner obviously got some agenda up his sleeves
or he got potential living in Tanjung Rambutan sooner or soonest!!
Be a man and do wise things my friend!

2008-02-10T22:31:00.000+08:00

4th day of Tahun Baru Cina
i guess the toll gate is working to its maximum capacity once again
traffic jams (obviously not the jams you spread on your bread) torment KL city once again
another day of CUTI *it's holiday in Malay language by the way for all the school children tomorrow.
so peeps, how much of cash you have now?
if you don't mind, please gimme some ya =P
tong tong chiang is in its way and haven't even reach the middle point yet *winks*
so this means still got chance to get more and more red packet
nothing is ENOUGH, isn't it?
by the way, i guess everyone dashes back home and gearing for work in highly charged spirits
for kiddos, enjoy your another one day holiday with more "bai nian"

another epic of drive thru (the chinese old kopitiam way!)

did you see what i see?
is that chinapek driving into the kedai kopi?
"lian hoe owh, you start your drive through service since when ahrr?"
you really innovated the way of improving business
old town kopitiam also lose to you larr uncle
since i promote your shop here, gimme free coffee supply for one year ok!!

actually there is another blooper which i wanna bloop
in fact tauke Lian Hoe also own Jalan Salleh
how can that be?
you punya bapak punya babi own this road issit?
no wonder the chinapek drove through your blardy shop
regretted promoting for you
anyway, it's just a BLOOPER!
don't be angry lar uncle...chill out
have a nescafe!!

2008-02-10T02:08:00.000+08:00

tong tong chiang
CNY is still going on!!
let me update my avid readers with CNY events so far
first day: Uncle Robin and Uncle Daniel
2nd day: My OWN house
3rd day: Uncle Luk
and what's next? god knows...

hey guys
look at the cartoon strip
apparently, the guy is getting irritated by the "tong tong chiang" of the lion dance
in fact, it's an amateur lion dance
conducted by kiddos
those aunties gambling indirectly suggested a good but "pocket-draining" solution
they suggested him to give some red packet to the kiddo's band
this is to ensure they shut the hell up
!@#$%^&
ok i know it's very tempting to give money to shut an ass up
mind my language
ok that's all for now
take care n see ya!

2008-02-08T03:16:00.001+08:00

aloha peeps and babes!
wishing you Happy Chinese New Year once again.
1st day is superb as usual.
went to Robin ah ku's house in Sentul Pasar.
everyone was there chit-chatting, gambling, shouting, crazying, makan-ing and so on.
went to Marc's house in Taman Desa around 6.30pm
once again can see his big mansion
once again Marc's mother did a great job in her cooking!!
thumbs up!!
i think this is the first time we have makan-makan in marc's newly renovated house
*i mean after his 21st birthday gathering la.

whack so much of food there
the following are the list of food i whack and now digesting in my ever-largening stomach
-pak cham kai steamed chicken
-siu yoke dunno what this is called in english *faint*
-prawns with sotong
-fish stomach with some vege
-sausages and also meatballs (ee yen always whack me when i said balls!!...maybe she was thinking about the other balls-testicles!!)
-steamed fish with teochew kicap *don't know how to explain*
-juices
-soft drinks
-lo hon ko
okok enough
me alredi put on some weight

managed to sit with all the cousins and OTC
haha OTC is Su Ann's bf f.y.i.
crack MANY stupid jokes
ee yen was so worried about gaining weight and getting fat
and she seems to have problem with the word "balls"
haha..spend a handful of times in marcus's room and also su ann's room alternately
sweezy was guarding his precious son, Dalwin like VIP
goodness father!!

about 10 something,
cabut back home
that's all for the first day
mind my words...abit of cappalang influence already

ok back to thumbnail blooper as usual
for this first blooper
me gonna respect the guard
not bcos he guard well
but bcoz of his artistic impression on his guarding tower
beautifully decorated filled with CNY mood!!
what's more can you ask from a guard DUH!!!

alat pemadam api kononnya!!
what's placed instead?
BOTOL AIR!!
can this new method of extinguishing fire keeps fire at bay
perhaps it can quench your thirst
but surely you cannot put out fire a big as a mountain
don't play with this
please please report this up!!
thanks for your attention peeps!!

2008-02-07T02:38:00.000+08:00

Goes the PIG year

I will be seeing you in 11 years time. Sobx!!

Bye Bye piggie!!

Comes the RATTY year!

anyway taking this opportunity to wish all the Chinese people

Gong Xi Fa Cai
Happy Chinese New Year
Selamat Tahun Baru Cina

i wish to add another line (if you all don't mind)

Ang Pow Na Lai

I want red packet, "hung pao", ang pow, or whatsoever u call it (the more the merrier)

and filled it with lotsa of

That's right!! MONEY

to all the gambling kaki
gamble properly
don't be addicted until like this

or like this

and don't forget to bend the rules with one of this kuchified superweapon!!

first, we have pop-pop

perhaps we shall need a bigger oomph one

and you might get yourself on this one (if you have the cash to do so)

and please don't try this at home!!
especially without adult punya adult supervision

NICE TO SEE, nice to play
once kena bakar, dun be like the following!

once again , i wishing you

a Very Very Happy Chinese New Year!!

may all of you be blessed with good health and wealth

ok peeps,
that's all for now i guess
me give you a strip of cartoon as usual
hope you enjoy it!!

a small condemnation which i think i should enforce =P
forgive me ya for being so mischieve

Mom: Don't forget to say Gong Xi Fa Cai first!

Dad: Remember to say Gong Xi Fa Cai!

Instead what his obedient son said,

Son: Popo, angpow!!

LMAO. But which kid don't do that?

Perhaps YOU are the one.

OK, cya peeps!

2008-02-05T22:07:00.000+08:00

Tom-And-Jerry Face-to-face

Year Of Ratty is finally coming in 2 more days time
Guess what I found?
Tom-and-jerry facing each other
One eye-ing its prey
meanwhile one more fear-ing and shiver-ing until pee in its pants

So,
for this upcoming year of the ratty
we going to equip rats with one of these

That's right!
Equipped with ultimate machine gun buatan Malaysia
Best in attacking ah beng ah lian
Specially customised for the gorilla warfare between nerds and tarts!

I proudly present the Ratty Rambo!

Best cat-catcher for the year of Rat!!
So run for your life cat-cat sekalian!

2008-02-05T21:50:00.000+08:00

To-let or Toilet blooper

Read the board carefully!
TANDAS AWAM
PUBLIC TO LET

darn..we are public rite?
why we are "to let"?
we are god damn precious you know
un-buyable by money
who are you to "to let" us?

apparently
i think d board designer
is having great problem with the letter "I"
so it apparently drops off the "I" in the process of designing the board
whatsoever,
it's a blooper that catch attentive eyes like you-and-me
so enjoy blooping it!

2008-02-05T21:41:00.000+08:00

stupid blooper
anyway blooper is meant to be stupid ain't it?

let me get you a quick translation
if you are malay-ly illeterated
or you're too ang-mor-fied
or as whatsofied la

"Perhatian" = Attention!
"Mesin Menerima Wang Syiling RM0.50sen palsu"
= machine accept fake 50 cent's syilings

this is not an act of vandelism
but this is an sense of humour
who put that there?
god knows!
if you are the one, just send me an email!

2008-02-05T21:18:00.000+08:00

MISLEADING HAVOC

did you see the yellow dotted box which you can park your vehicle?
darn wait a minute
did you realise there is a NO-PARKING sign beside your vehicle?
you will be in a real dillema
"To Park Or Not To Park"

Police, mata, watever you call them
If they saman you,
please don't feed them with "wang kopi"
cos look see
you are parking in a permitable bay!

so who're to be blamed?
you become the JUDGE yourself.

2008-02-05T08:20:00.001+08:00

and yet another blooper from Star's Thumbnails

all of you listen to MEE
MEE nice to smell nice to eat but it's mute for sure
how on earth can i listen to MEE?

don't disturb here
apparently this house owner must be having lotsa attention from outsiders
nonetheless, this sign has really been the spotlight
which speaks its own.
sorry boss, we have to kacau you since you jemput us to disturb you

i will call the police catch you
police don't catch me.
me no criminal
what for you catch me?
prision too free issit?
furthermore, police don't catch me...they arrest criminal!!
call 999 now la ass!
see YOU or ME ends up in the prison cell

don't come to my bangolow
bruther, me dun understand what's bangalow?
are you from bangladesh? or your dear mansion is made by bangladeshians!
poor thing! you make your own mansion like so cheap

i hate all of you
omgzzz...you hate we all
bruther, we dun love you either
i guess even the postman will think thrice to post letters to your blardy house

a word of advice to my silly ones,
kindly consult an English teacher
and rectify the error(s) on the notice board

P.S. don't blame me for my typo. i do it on purpose. it's for entertainment.

till then,
take care peeps!!

2008-02-05T07:31:00.000+08:00

OPEN THE TV

don't pray pray
this is mean business!
malaysians are so synonym with their manglish
so does the phrase "open the tv"

this phrase is simply derived from
the queen's language (britain mari la)
hokkien (ini cina mari punya)
as you see,
rojak-king language has been bread-and-butter of M'sian young-and-old

let's observe how we can "open the tv" using hokkien style

first we need a screwdriver

secondly, we need a television for sure

and the result is
nothing less than DEVASTATION!!

why this happens?
apparently, the one who receives the order
listens the phrase in the wrong sense
"khui" = open
"de" = the
"ting si kie" = television

so apparently, a rojak-king like you-and-me
wad strikes d mind first is
take something to open the television.

P.S. Please don't try this with your plasma TV for nuts
or your plasma babeh will have d same fate as above

So, next time your ah ma or ah kong call you
to open the tv or even open any electrical appliances
make sure don't act SMART
and bring a screwdriver
to open the electrical devices
or you will end up like the following

2008-02-05T02:48:00.000+08:00

was having fun in a nice conversation with all the Shout Out (SO) members just now
we were discussing about various ways to cook abalone!
so guess what Hung Wei the "sleeping god" suggested

he was actually incorporating abaloneee
into our very own M'sian food
lame but he has the creativeness!!

the nominee is:
popiah abalone
abalone milk tea
abalone ice blended
abalone cocktail
rums and abalone flavour (according to Aaron @ Axial)
roti canai abalone
and the list goes on and on
while me posting this
they have gone on with the lists as well
gracious!!

guess what
Hung Wei now even have his own
House of Abalone!!

fulamak!! pengsan la me..
ketiaknya!!

NB:The topic in the SO was actually Capalang of Abalone!!

2008-02-05T02:17:00.000+08:00

Yesh!!
Two more days to Year Of Rat
Bye bye year of pigs!!
Sigh~~
which means we are all one year older
people said older get wiser
true true ahrr?

hoiii........
dun capture the innocent rat lar for goodness sake
it's the year of rat after all
it's true rat bring good luck in the year of rat
but don't forget
any harm done on this innocent creature
will stike bad luck on its beholders
so becareful la
don't be sinful in this coming new year
cherish happiness and love

2008-02-04T23:53:00.000+08:00

me back again!!
this time around
me gonna shows you five funny pictures from Star Thumbnails
like biasa, me gonna condemn if needed come condemnation!
me gonna praise if memang funny!!
so bring on the candidates for the day!!

First,

God of Wealth or perhaps better-ly known as "Chai Sen Tou"
is on road-show to promote yeo's drinks for the upcoming CNY
this God of Wealth wannabe is trully making a spotlight
whatelse he's even driving a golden car to make himself
more gold-likish indeed!!
cannot tahan the temptation indeed!!

Next,

hey kawan,
since when toilets been so high-tech ahrr?
what's more!
summore free wifi
i wonder those rich kaki with laptops or pda's
will roam around the toilet just to log into internet
how disgusting sight that will be!!

be hygienic lar bruther!!

After that,

first look, i told myself
"not another beggar"
den i look properly
this place looks like airport
*as you can see from the trolley*
2nd proper look
i was told that the one sleeping is
a woman
see...she wearing a gown and high heels.
goodness, this is the bad bad effect of flight delay
for goodness sake, make our flight more punctual.
punctuality is the best policy!

More,

BEWHERE DOG!
be where dog or beware dog?
typo mistake apparently..
furthermore, i don't get to see any dog.
woof woof!! dun pray pray
my dog will bite u if u try to sneak in ur head
haha cut the crap!

last but not the least,

hey, this guy deserves a rank for his patriotic-ness to our country!
daulat tuanku really tells the story!
you should be awarded the "Tan Sri" or "Datuk Seri" or "Yang Amat Berhormat"
or "CBE" or "CEO" or whatsoever you call it.
this guy reli artistic with a good mind indeed
drive courteously!
drive slowly!
aiks lazy to read what he wrote la
so you slowly observe and practise it la

haha
hope you all enjoy the five thumbnails
though some funny some crazy
hope it lightens up your day!
see ya peeps!

2008-02-04T22:51:00.000+08:00

hello peeps!!
hope you doing fine..
2 days more to reunion dinner!!

and 3 days more to the eagerly awaiting Chinese New Year!!

why MONOPOLY?
apparently, Pasker Bros. or Hasbro.com is creating the world first global Monopoly
and he wants to know what our favorite cities are!
He has pre-selected 69 great cities for us to choose from but you can nominate any other cities you want.
Vote for your top 10 cities- and keep voting everyday!
The 20 pre-selected cities with the highest worldwide votes on February 29 2008 will make it onto the board.
Plus, you will have from February 29 to March 9 2008 to vote on the most nominated Wildcard cities.
Only the top two will make it on the board!

here it's a quick link to the website
http://www.hasbro.com/games/en_MY/kid-games/monopoly/
wait what!!
vote for your own beloved country Malaysia!!
so do ur bid
this is not election
this is for your own pride and for the generations to come!!

so have fun voting!!
me will be right back
stay tuned!!

p.s. Remember vote MALAYSIA and not other country. Be patriotic my dear readers!!

2008-02-04T04:51:00.001+08:00

me now can't stop blogging
i can't help laughing when i see this post on Star's Thumbnails
well, me actually wanna praise these two riders

i am trully proud of them
they reli emphasize on safetiness
just look at the back passenger (in blue shirt)
he has a "safety strap"
around his shoulder to keep him fasten to the motorbike
what's more..he even wears a helmet while dozing off
full credit to these two people
salute!!

ok me go find more pics to "hentam kao kao" soon
i will be right back soon!

2008-02-04T04:41:00.000+08:00

hey peeps
as you know
me suffer from acute stomachache the whole yday
so couldn't write anything in here

can't believe me sleep for 16 hours!!
anyway still feeling abit pain in the stomach
wonder what's happening in there!!

as usual
me like to post cartoon strip by Kee's World
nah, here is one for you babes!

apparently,
as you can see,
the fat man was teasing the specky man
who just have one small tanglung in his hand
however when d specky man hang d small tanglung
underneath the big one
the fat man just surprised
and keep his ass shut
mind my language ya!

so the morale of the story is
dun underestimate people and things
you may be laughing at people
but you may swallow your laughter
if you're backfired

so just take a humble pie no matter where you are
it doesn't hurt anyone's feelings
neither it makes you in miserable
peace out ^^
and be humble =P

2008-02-03T02:46:00.000+08:00

now it's 2.47am
still have some tummy upset
don't know why
maybe because i am too "heaty"

some discussions about the match just now
Tottenham 1-1 Man Utd
Tottenham overall dominated the game.
although me an avid fan of Man U,
but i have to give absolute credit to Tottenham
they have resolute and compact defending
superb counter attack.
Aaron Lennon is the man who destroys Man Utd in the first half
when he put on a low cross to Didier Berbatov to give a low slot into
left side of Edvin Van Der Sar goal mouth.
Tottenham more attacking throughout the game
Man U seems to be bitting their lips back
most of the time, they were sitting back and very disorganised

turning point came last minute of the game
when ron takes a corner kick
put the ball to the near post
and Carlos Tevez the pacifier boy
slots it in the right bottom corner of the goal post
it was heart wrecking
watching the whole game
but at least Man Utd saviour one point for the day

sigh my tummy upset storms me rhytmically
wad a welcome to chinese new year?
nvm
i will get myself fit as a fiddle soon
hope so
pray hard!!

babes
me can't take it anymore
i think i slept about 3-4 hours for the last 2 days
permit to take a good nap for today ya
me will blog as soon as me wake up
till then take care
bye~~

2008-02-03T00:31:00.000+08:00

peeps..
here goes the healthy cake which you eager waiting for...

Hi Fibre Cream Cheese

Sugar Free Moist Chocolate

Trans Fat Free Peach Cream Cake

nevertheless, me going to give some in-sight for brownies
there goes some brownies

Apple Cheese Slice

Carrot Slice

Prune Slice

Brownies Walnut

Super Supreme

me post finish alredi...
if you have any further questions..
please feel free to visit Secret Recipe at the following link:
http://www.secretrecipe.com.my/
till then, do take care peepz!
me abit of tummy ache..
hope it subdues later..
see ya soon~

2008-02-02T22:38:00.000+08:00

as promised in my previous post,
me gonna talk about choco-lat cake..
nah.. these are the variation of choco-lat cake..
look see look see ya~~

Mango Delight

Moist Chocolate Cake

White Chocolate Macadamia

Tiramisu

Black Forest

Chocolate Whip Walnut

Chocolate Indulgence

Chocolate Fudge

Durian Durian (seasonal)

hey peeps
it's time for some football action
man utd vs tottenham rite now
so brb
will update on
health cakes and brownies ASAP!!
meanwhile enjoy peeping at those
scumptous choco-lat cakes

2008-02-02T04:17:00.000+08:00

aloha peeps.
today's 2nd February.
all my life long,
i never take notice of my cousin's Benjamin's birthday.
how ignorant have i been.
Ben, please pardon me for that.

anyhow, hereby i declare:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BENJAMIN TAN!!

you are officially 16 today.
sweet 16.
big boy with big thinking already.

this shows how fast time flies
it feels like just yesterday i came out from my mother's womb
and today we have a dearie cousin celebrating his 16th birthday.

hokay,
now me gonna talk about one of the confectionery in M'sia
me proudly presenting

my family ( in fact extended family )
has been in love with this confectionary
what talk me?
me not talk nonsense
in fact, it has been really a custome that
cakes from secret recipe is a MUST
how strange that be?
just believe it peeps

1st, me bring you about cheese cakes
me like it very muchie =)
me proudly present the models for the cheese cakes category

Apple Crumble Cheese

Baked Cheese

Cappuccino Cheese

Blueberry Cheese

Caramel Cream Cheese

Cheeze Choc

*Me have this for ma 21st birthday. Quite a goodie choice indeed.

Chocolate Cheese

Espresso Cheese

Classic Cheese

Lemon Cheese

Marble Cheese

New York Cheese

Raspberry Cheese

Oreo Cheese

Yogurt Cheese

babes
me tired me tired
this picture posting drives me out of energy
have to recharge
will blog about choc cakes n bla bla soon
promise can!
ok now me go me go 1st
till then, take good care n have a safe day!

2008-02-02T03:04:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year Around The Corner.

5 more days to Chinese New Year.
We will bid goodbye to the pig year
and welcome the rat year.
In 2 years time, it will be the tiger year once again
and guess what...
i will be 24 by then...
OLD me
sigh~~

i have been emo-ing whole day long
perhaps throughout the whole summer holiday
i have a sucky kinda feeling that
something not right somewhere
god knows what it is
me can complain
me can procastinate
me can do whatever i want
whatelse i can do
sigh~~

it seems this blog
has become my main tantrum-throwing place
sigh~
wad an opportunity to contaminate it
memang i emo!
can't guys emo?
yes, we can.

me is a ego wannabe indeed.
me have pride in myself.
sigh~
a weakness in me
like a cancerous creature
pricking through my fragile heart
whoa..trying to be poematic!!

me still me
never change for good
me still d lazy bum bum at home
onli eat and do nothing
quarrel for pleasure
how crazy is that!
me has bad bad jealousy in me.
how to help me?
God, please show me the light.

me have many worries in me
i feel like running on a never ending route
just to release the pain in me
me no like going overseas
me no like being alone
mental torture eludes me
can't anyone understand the trauma i going now.

each time me angry
me will bring up the subject of
"i am quitting perth"
yea, i reli mean it my dear reader
me dun like living in perth
is like living in alien world
i know it's for my own good future.
but what can i do to stop my vain pain.
arghhh
a pain, an illness, a nightmare!!

i better stop complaining
or else you reader will get
frust giler instead
so here goes today's early kee's world edition.
enjoy it while me go

EMO-ING!!!

Nah, here goes the cartoon strip.

for goodness, don't kill rat this year.
don't be ratty or you will get holes in your undies.
just being lame me!
be right back peeps!

2008-02-02T01:06:00.000+08:00

me me me back again!!
me nvr left lap top
but dunno what to write nia...
i realise a rather redundant thing a moment ago...

me is a crapper..
That's right! CRAPPER
me not onli crappy but annoy-ing!!
making blood boiled
some swt at me!
some emo at me!
i guess i am a crapper king
so, adore me as the new crapper king,
if not best in Malaysia,
at least best in my home la.

common reaction of people being crapped by me
disgusted
throwout
frowned
emo
kanasai
!@#$%^
and the list
just goes on and on.

so me now proven that
me is just another crapper
that the earth has ever produced.
live Aaron live the crapper.
lmao

2008-02-01T23:36:00.000+08:00

back peeps!
holla...do you hear me?
wad the heck i trying to prove ya~~
me bored me bored
so as previous days...
lazying around in front of the lap top

yea yea
crazy about DSLR currently
now thinking hard
about how to split my cash
i mean use it in a wise way
i found Nikon DSLR is kinda chunted!
amazed by especially the D300
too bad not much money left
so if i have d cash,
i will splash on D40X instead
after all, me just amateur photographer rite?

was browsing my blog until i saw my chatbox,
i was rather 0.o
saw a person by the name Kim,
she called me to link her.
i was like going thru the regular process
checking out who is this fella
just in case that fella was playing prank on me.
ok cool
certified it's a homosapien with a XX chromosome.
so i link her up
and gave her a note on her chatbox instead.

am i gaining fame?
hell no...
me just a new guy in blog after all..
that's all for now peeps..
tarak idea once again
see u soon babes!

2008-02-01T21:21:00.000+08:00

hey peeps!
it's me once again..
alamak..who else if not me!!

i hope you all doing fine
me did nothing great today
difficulty sleeping in the beginning
walk here walk there
read Doraemon chapter 32
glance through boookworm jokes n laughter
finally buddhism book
before i finally went to slumber land.

well, expecting some disturbance
but no noise at all
so went back to bed as usual zzZ

finally decided to put my sleeping to an end.
look at the alarm clock.
gosh, it is already 5pm.
let me count count n see.

hilarious 10 hours of sleeping once again.
what to do
this is just me
pure me
sleepy me
laziness fill me all around.

will be right back in a moment
at the moment "tarak" idea what to write.
brb peeps!

2008-02-01T06:39:00.000+08:00

arghhh...
me still itching around...
anyway me putting on a strip of cartoon by kee's world.
hope you are enthralled by how ugly malaysians can be sometimes.
don't be disgusted by what you see bcos you may be the next one.

will join you peeps later in the day i hope!
till then, me poof first~~

2008-02-01T06:21:00.000+08:00

holiday, holiday, holiday!!
yesh, i am on a pathetically long summer vacation.
me study in perth wert after all...
we, human are never satisfied with what we have
when we have holidays, we say we are bored.
when we have piles of assignments and projects, we procastinate and grumble.

as a result of this lengthy vacation,
me suffering from sleeping disorder.
some named me nocturnal animal.
especially my naggy mother!
she said
"ah boy,
you become night ghost ahrr?"
fyi, me sleep from 7am till
sometimes 7pm in the evening.
OMG!!
this is your reaction, don't you?

envy of me? hope not.
cos me on holiday wert.
anyway, me not the onli pathetic being
who suffer from this symptom.
so, don't envy or blame me.

Every action, there is a reation.
This is kamma distribution after all.
Me sleep n eat (repetitiously),
so I am paying the heavy price
of having extra spare tyres
on the already existing flabby stomach of mine.
Don't laugh.
You could be the NEXT one.

Hey peeps, it's time for me to doze now.
Will crap more for you next time I promise.
Till then, take care and what's more?

Happy Federal Territory Day (FT Day in short)
to all the Federal Territorians!!

2008-02-01T05:00:00.000+08:00

Petition on Safer Bus Rides.

On 25th January 2008,
3 young lives perished in a fatal Slim River Bus Crash.
3 hopes of the country just perished like that.
How many more dreams and hopes yet to be shattered?
God knows.

Life is of utmost precious-ness.
Imagine losing a piece of RM100,
we will search high and low.
Sigh here sigh there.
Blaming here blaming there.
What's more losing a precious life?
It's unthinkable indeed.

Don't you think that we shall put all these mishaps to a stop,
at least reducing the probability of bus crashes.

Take sometime off and participate in the petition.
Your small commitment is highly appreciated.
I done my part, so can you!

So, wait what?
Click the following link.
http://www.buscrashnomore.blogspot.com/

2008-02-01T04:38:00.000+08:00

1st February 2008.

A remarkable day indeed.
My blog is finally ready and itching to go.
I'm remarkably new in this blogging industry.
I am still picking up my pace and learning bits here and there to take my blog to perfection.
I am a Malaysian.
So, mind me if I speak Manglish all over my blog.

In this very blog itself,
there will be variation in terms of writing, mood and perception.
Nevertheless, it will contain typo mistakes and silly pronunciations.
What talk this blog?
It speaks fact.
It speaks crap.
It creates laughter
and for sure create havoc.

So, here begin the voyage of this blog!